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poryqon:

me: *accidentally leaves one light on when i leave the room*
my dad: WHO LEFT ALL THE LIGHTS ON WHEN THERE IS NO ONE IN THE ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE WASTING ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via the-outside-is-scary)

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via collapsed)

(Source: whosbilliejoe, via mychemicalkid)

witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

(via unescapable)

lavish:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

(Source: thekatediary, via thekatediary)

fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

(via relahvant)

luvlyhuman:

i wanna KISS YOU and you’re NOT HERE

(via gaerard)

thatmoustachetho:

I hope the royal baby goes through an emo phase

(via spork)

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

(via spork)

aculthood:

"what do you want to do with your life?"image

(via spork)

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

(Source: okaymad, via spork)

kimpissible:

THERE IS ACTUALLY NOT A BETTER FEELING THEN TO HAVE A BESTFRIEND WHO ALSO THINKS OF U AS THEIR BESTFRIEND

(via the-littlest-shenanigan)

jadeita:

i like the internet bc people actually think im cute 

(via relahvant)